A CIA-Issued Rectal Tool Kit For Spies | Object of Intrigue | Atlas Obscura
A CIA-Issued Rectal Tool Kit For Spies | Object of Intrigue | Atlas Obscura
What tools do you think of when you think of espionage? A heel knife, perhaps. A code ring? Umbrella guns? Sure. Then there’s the rectal tool kit. Yes, that’s what we said.
Subscribe for more videos like this: https://trib.al/GD9qhdX
Watch our latest video on a rare meteorite in Illinois here: https://youtu.be/BM7cD5EKQes
CREDITS
Directed by:
Meredith Bragg
Executive Producers:
Doug Baldinger
Chris Naka
Special Thanks:
Aliza Bran
Music:
“Backed Vibes Clean”, Kevin MacLeod
At Atlas Obscura, our mission is to inspire wonder and curiosity about the world we share. See where we’re exploring here: https://www.atlasobscura.com
Subscribe for more videos like this: https://trib.al/GD9qhdX
Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/atlasobscura
Tweet us: https://www.twitter.com/atlasobscura
Explore our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/atlasobscura
Never mind how uncomfortable that must be going in……it’s when it comes apart inside you with all those sharp tools that must really suck
America knows what a butts for.
Chuck Barris (host of the 1970s Gong Show) used one of these in the field. Don’t believe me? Watch (or read) "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" to get the full story.
The CIA, looking in people’s butts for over 75 years!
the French called them a plan, used for currency
I mean… I mean… I mean… NO! Fuck that I want the cake with the file and hacksaw baked into it. Man my ass is still puckered up after watching that… YIKES!
The Shit Kit.
usually you cant tell after watching the vid if its fake or not 😀 but not in this case 😀
So that scene from "The Interview" was sort of realistic?
If the cap doesn’t screw on, then how does the other half not stay inside the rectum when they try to pull it out???
I thought it was big Black Pill
I’ve got mine in right now.
won’t these agents get distracted from their…ass-ignments?
Ok but… how did it stay in?
He never mentioned if you have to remove it between meals . Can a fart accidentally eject it ?
So this is where aids came from
No Amazon reviews…..
Deep….. Deeeeeeeep undercover..
How come "Q" never explained this gadget to James Bond?
In recent decades the components have been comprised of hardened composites and hardened, carbon-based materials, so that they are not easily detectable with a metal detector or X-ray. The container is now irregularly shaped to mimic feces and shield the contents of said container. The components now may also include a composite pen gun, needles with a quick-acting shellfish or mollusk poison, and bugging devices to be planted. Not that long ago, a terrorist operative talked his way up to the head of a high level Saudi intelligence agency, where he detonated a rectally-implanted explosive device with a cell phone. Once in the presence of the Saudi royal heading said agency, he offered to call a wanted terrorist on a cell phone. He made the call, entered a special code, and detonated the suicide bomb, killing several and very seriously injuring the head of the agency.
I suppose lady spies have options here but they would be the only ones with a smile on their faces
…And with sufficient practice a seasoned spy could expel the entire capsule with sufficient force to make it a lethal projectile.
What if it goes up too far! How did they get it out? You can’t necessarily dig into your butthole…unless you’ve already been doing some questionable things with it.
Is that a CIA-issued tool kit up your arse or are you just pleased to see me.
what if it opens inside
Who else clicked hoping that person had tiny hands?
How does it stay in though, esp when walking? Cant even keep a suppository in for a minute. CIA knows something I dont.
disappointed… thought they’d show a demo
so the tools themselves are never explained. Pretty much no new information in the video outside of what you can guess by the title.
Does it have to be black
Do they put it up there
what if you loose it?
The PRO-LAPS2000
What are you going to do when your captors want a cavity search?
You should see the vagina tool kit. It has power tools inside.
Hey people. This item for Emergencies and unforseen events. Also it is similar to the ‘Official one ‘ which is only 4"1/2 in length and is opened by unscrewing the middle of it.This is because the human rectum is only 4"1/2 in length. Also we the CIA. Took this into account when we designed it.As well the original idea came from the French Guiana prisoner named Pappillon. Who also wrote a book called Pappillon. People have been doing that for centuries. We acquire lot’s of INFORMATION from convicts and other sources. The CIA Rectal Escape Kits is not "Official’…as shown in the video. I know. I’ve been studying the intelligence agencies for quite some time now and that’s a fact. Some of what the Technology and Research Department does is so advanced that it borders on Science fiction.
Invented in the county jail. lol
Since it’s so large, does that mean recruits must have large ass holes? LOL
If you gotta do a poo . Put it back . Then wash your hands .
The girth alone, Me and so many others could be spies
Nope! Not for me.
Imagine what was issued to some of the female’s?
I withdraw my application! No thanks.
I wonder what it smells like .
Выходит что, каждый сотрдуник ЦРУ носит такой набор в заднице постоянно, на случай провала? Теперь я знаю, как отличить ЦРУ-шника от обычного гражданина. Нужен ректальный досмотр.
Just goes to show that the govt thinks your rectum is just another pocket to carry tools in.
This guy is trying, really trying, to keep a straight face while explaining ’bout it.
Does it rattle when you shake your ass?
That’s really big 😳
; M.U.Y.A.!
"Ceci n’est pas une pipe.",
#Intriguing #CIA #SEREtools
I’m confused. So, you’re on a mission and you get to a door, it’s locked, "oh good, I have my tool kit." So … just the logistics of then retrieving the tools as you stand at this door (in this scenario)?? Would that not attract attention? 🤔